The Famous Don Seal: This ancient Don Family seal depicts, appropriately, a person opening an envelope with paper money sticking out of it:
Start a L. E. Don fan club in your town; print out his suitable-for-framing celebrity photo, alumnus listing, and posters:


L. E. Don's Motto: "What's don cannot be undon."


New Fan Club Member Learns About
L. E. Don's Project

New Fan Club Member's Poster Design

Metal Gifting Sign Created by the
Schaumburg Fan Club

Metal Gifting Sign in situ, Berwyn,
IL

Fan Club Members Made Postcards
for Direct Mailings (click image)

Calling Card-size Handout by Fan
Club Member

Fan Club Poster: Training Session

Mother of Fan Club Student Lectures
on "Children Gifting Children" at a Secondary School

Gift Poster Based on a Secondary
School Child's Sketch

Gift Poster Showing New Envelope
Design by Schaumburg Fan Club Member

Romantic Theme Poster Design by
Schaumburg Fan Club Member

Poster Design by Schaumburg Fan
Club Member

Gifting Blues Prevention Poster
Design by Schaumburg Fan Club Member

Fan Club Poster: Dawn of a New Day

Fan Club Members on a Gifting Spree
in Chicago's Loop

Poster Design by the Schaumburg
Fan Club

A Gifting Sculpture Created by Fan
Club Members (sculpture can be moved to different
locales; the gift envelope attaches to the dowl "arms" by means
of double-sided tape)

Fan Club Poster: Constructed-to-be-Photographed
Fan Club Poster: Fear of the Gift

Fan Club Poster: Ludic

Fan Club Poster: Skepticism
Gratuitous Giving Poster Contest Winners:

First
Place: M. Z. N., Milwaukee, WI

Second
Place: S. B.., Los Angeles, CA

Third
Place: 6th Grade Class, Our Lady of the Valley Church, Palo Alto, CA

Fourth
Place: K-R. A. Z., Buffalo, NY

Fifth
Place, H. T., Stony Brook, NY

Honorable
Mention, B. J., Naperville, IL

Runner's
Up, G. C., Siena, Italy

Most Philsophical Entry
with a Typo, L. K., Madison, WI

Best Appropriational Entry,
T. K., Santa Monica, CA

Runner's Up, Appropriational
Entry, J. H.,, Seattle, WA

Weirdest Entry Award,
B. S., Chicago, IL

Funniest Entry, J. H.,
Chicago, IL

Best Foreign Entry Award,
J.-F D., Paris, France

The Hans Haacke Art-As-Social
Weapon Award, S. Q., New York, NY
Gratuitous Giving patches and T-shirts: high quality sewn patches for your jacket for winter gifting sprees ($10 each) and handsome T-shirts which come in small, medium, and large sizes; wear them when you gift people; $20 each. If you are one of our gifters and you send in a photo of whomever you gift, we will thank you by sending you either a free T-shirt or a sew-on patch featuring our logo. Place your order via our webmaster at Jim@uturn.org.



"You've
just been gfited": L. E. Don demonstrates the proper gifting garb and gesture
(Click
image to get a printable poster based on this image)